Shelby Yohn

This is just a short story about a woman that intentionally did what she could to make my life a living hell, and after she succeeded, asked me to kill myself so that she wouldn't have to "deal with explaining what happened" to anyone. I would gladly testify under oath to every word that follows, but Shelby Sue Yohn, of Sunbury, Ohio, who works for Sanoh America in Mount Vernon, Ohio is genuinely evil. I met this succubus, Shelby Sue Yohn, while I was attending law school. By the time I had met her, she had already racked up a DUI and was driving under a suspended driver's license. She often drives company vehicles to avoid detection for driving under a suspended license, and I have some suspicion that her employer is aware of this, but I do not know for certain that Sanoh management allows it to occur, or are simply negligent in checking the status of their employees' license status. 

I was stuck in Ohio, with no friends or family nearby. I met her in the small town of Ada, Ohio, where she was well known by the locals as essentially the easy girl at the bar, I wish I was exaggerating, but I had multiple people inform me of her reputation. Against my better judgment, I continued to date her throughout most of law school, with some interruptions when she would show up drunk and assault me and I would ask to take some time apart. I once even went back to my apartment after she had slapped me, she drove her car to my on campus housing and started yelling and kicking my door at 3AM, causing alarm of my neighbors. I could have called the police, and I honestly should have, but I acquiesced and returned home with her, with me driving, to prevent her from crashing into anyone or anything. 

She asked me to move into her house for the second year I attended classes at Ohio Northern University (law is a 3 year program in the United States). I informed her that I was concerned about moving in with her because she had been mentally and physically abusive towards me many times, including throwing shoes at me and telling me that my family doesn't visit me because they didn't care about me. 

However, I agreed and things were immediately very dark, including her asking me not to attend parties with other law students and telling me that I was dumb, even though I consistently ranked amongst the top of my class. She even regularly talked to her friend, Liz, loudly on the phone telling her how unattractive she found me and how dumb I was. I am not a bad looking guy and I obtained an academic scholarship that allowed me to obtain my juris doctor degree without incurring any debt, but she did what she could to hurt me in any ways that she could. I honestly still have severe self-esteem problems because of how she treated me. 

 I always returned home to Alaska for the summer, because she drinks far more in the summer than she does in the winter, and her violence and disgusting behavior gets worse when she is extremely intoxicated. In April of 2019, I woke up to her punching me in the face, for absolutely no reason at all. She says that she was high and that she was just angry about work, but this was one of many instances of completely uncalled for violence and abuse that I endured while with her. I made it clear that I was not going to deal with that and I broke up with her and expressed my desire to part ways with her after my graduation from law school in May of that year. The period after that ultimatum was the one and only period of time where she mostly stopped the abusive behavior and even stopped using drugs for a while. 

 Immediately after I graduated law school, I returned to Alaska, because I couldn't stay in a house with her while I prepared to take the bar exam. During the summer months Shelby is often extremely intoxicated and she gets violent during that time; I simply couldn't deal with that while I prepared for one of the most intensive standardized exams administered in this country. From May until August of 2019, I was apart from her and I mentally was doing much better, even with the stress of Bar Exam preparation. I even applied for legal jobs as far away from Ohio as I could get, including Arizona, Oregon, and Washington state. I ended up securing employment in Arizona, and I honestly was extremely happy that I was not only getting a job in a field that I would love, but I was finally going to be able to free myself from that evil whore. Life was finally starting to look like it could turn out well.

Unfortunately, after I finished the Bar Exam, I had to return to Ohio, because much of my property was still stored at her house. When I arrived, she did everything right, she apologized for being abusive, she told me she wanted to work on her drug and alcohol addiction, she even told me she wanted to work on communicating better. I told her I was still going to go to Arizona, but I was willing to listen to her. I moved to Arizona and started working for a public defender office, which I absolutely loved and even had an offer from a successful attorney in Flagstaff to work for his office after I obtained my license. I ended up receiving the news that I passed the bar exam, and with a score high enough to allow me to practice in any state that accepted the Uniform Bar Exam, which is the vast majority. I was feeling like my life was going to be pretty decent and that I could simply work my way into a good job and then perhaps transition into opening my own firm in the future. 

Unfortunately, Shelby decided she was going to fly out to Arizona. She told me that she wanted to make things work with me. She then told me she hated everything about Arizona, which is honestly the absolute best place I have ever spent any time. I told her that I didn't want to move and that I truly loved it where I was. I told her that I would consider getting back with her, but that I didn't want anything to do with Ohio. Ohio is truly the worst place I have ever lived and I have lived all over the US. Ohio is humid, weirdly hot in the summer and bitterly cold in the winter, the people are extremely excluding of outsiders, alcoholism and sports are their entertainment (neither of which do I really enjoy). I told her that I hated Ohio and that I simply couldn't do the kind of work that I wanted there, because the legal market there has a very strong favoritism towards good ol' boy locals. 

She said that she wanted to make things work and offered to look in Arizona for a job she could do. She never did look. She visited Arizona two more times and both times asked me to move back to Ohio with her. I told her I couldn't realistically afford to go back to Ohio and that I have even tried looking for work and never even received an email or call back. She then asked me to marry her, kind of out of the blue. We had never talked about marriage before and I was truly terrified, but I told her I would think about it. She left for Ohio and then started making promises, things that honestly did make me feel cared about and loved. She told me she would stop drinking, she promised to stop calling me ugly, she promised to stop hitting me, and finally she told me that if I came back, she didn't care if I worked, she said I could just be a doggy dad to our shared dog, Choppie. I honestly thought she meant it, because she told me all of those things multiple times. 

I came back to Ohio in December of 2019. I looked for work everywhere, including in Columbus, which is about a two hour drive from Ada, each way. I finally got a job, as a document review attorney in Columbus. I can honestly say that it was the most depressed I had been, up to that point in my life. Shelby never stopped drinking, she never stopped hitting me, and the first words I would hear when I got home were often (very slurred from intoxication) "I don't find you attractive at all." I had given up a job I loved in a place I was truly happy for this horrible witch and she put real effort into making me feel worse. I ended up going forward with the wedding, because I wanted to believe that she loved me deep down.

I can honestly say that I have tried to block out most of what came next, but I have genuine flashbacks all the time. We moved to a town called Sunbury, so she could be closer to work. We got an apartment and she regularly told me how I didn't make enough money and that she was embarrassed to be married to me. She asked me to move away from my well paying job in Arizona to come back to her, and she was complaining, it just didn't make sense. She also ramped up her physical abuse, she often would pick up random things and throw them at me, as seen in the picture, and jam her fingernails into me until I bled. 

Shelby also endangers everyone in the community, by regularly driving drunk and driving while smoking marijuana. She has only been caught twice, but I would gladly testify that I witnessed her driving intoxicated dozens of times. 

I ended up taking a job with the City of Delaware, at a prosecutor's office, where both of my co-workers, Amelia Bean-Deflumer, and Alicia Harris are both habitual drug users who both admitted to driving under the influence of alcohol, yet they prosecute people charged with things they both do. The hypocrisy of my co-workers was always a concern to me, but I got to run a pre-trial diversion program, which allowed me to help prevent people from getting criminal records if they would actively engage in rehabilitative efforts. I honestly loved the idea of using the criminal justice system for good, rather than to destroy people's lives with criminal records. I hated prosecution, but the idea that I could put most of my focus on helping to rehabilitate and divert offenders honestly made me feel good about what I was doing.

Well, it turns out that Shelby Yohn, my wife, was actively using the time I spent at work to sleep with just about anyone and everyone who would have her. She even found a dude who looks about as close to a frog with a beard as I have ever seen, a Mr. Nathaniel Marceau, which she had allowed to access my home office. This guy was also married and was cheating on his wife at the time, but it turns out that adultery, among watching shitty sports teams and drinking is one of the mainstays of Ohio life. My home office included nearly all of my confidential case files that I managed. This guy could have dug through these files, collected all the personal information from defendants' files and used them for just about any amount of fraud. She took time off of work and fucked randos she met on the internet and did all this while I was working 60+ hours a week to rectify her complaints about me not making enough money. 

I had to leave that wretched whore after this. I immediately returned to Alaska and was fired from my job because of her allowing strangers to access files. Shelby then flew up to Alaska, claiming that she wanted to see me and reconcile. I told her that I didn't want anything to do with a person as disgusting as her. She asked if she could again, so I said she could come up, but that I didn't see ever getting back with her. 

Anyway, while she was up in Alaska, she said a lot of truly horrible things, she said that anyone that would be with me would always cheat and then she told me that I didn't deserve to be happy. I know that this sounds like I am exaggerating, but again, I would testify under oath to this. On nearly the last night she was in Alaska. She sat next to me in the living room at the house I was staying and she told me that she can't get a divorce, because she can't have anyone knowing what happened. She knew I had a gun in a bag and even handed me the bag that the gun was in, she looked me in the eyes and told me that her life would be a lot easier if I was "just gone." She asked me to kill myself after she destroyed my life because she didn't want to deal with having to concoct lies about what happened. I will be honest, I truthfully did and still sometimes do struggle with suicidal thoughts because of what she did to me. My life is ruined and all because she wouldn't just let me be in Arizona and work the job I wanted to work. 

Shelby Sue Yohn is evil, pure and simple.